Yup. My workmate said that to me today. I look like a boxer. Grrrrrreat. Haven’t heard that one before, at least its new.
So, the first week at site, I had pee butt. And, yes, I did milk it and stay home. But, I got all settled in and familiar with the area and that is what we are supposed to be doing for the first 3 months anyway. My boss did take me around one day to meet the local officials and get to know important places like the police station. I mopped my floors and counters with bleach and washed so much laundry that my knuckles were bleeding (which means I do it wrong, btw). I had pork and chips every meal for quite some time because I was waiting for my gas tank to power my 4-stove top oven. Which I now have. Which is flipping amazing. The first night I made butter noodles, with Blueband butter or margarine or some weird stuff nobody really knows what is but is forced to use due to the lack of real butter and the extreme prices of olive oil. But, even though it really didn’t taste that good, it was amazazazing and I had a perma-smile on my face the whole meal. Also, it is so incredibly wonderful to be able to eat dinner when I am hungry at 5/6/7ish instead of waiting until 9/930 and going to bed with a stuffed belly of carbs like sweet potatoes, posho (boiled maize), rice, irish potatoes, cassava and matoke (boiled bananas). I feel like I can breathe again.
My friends came to visit during the weekend and it was fabulous. The couple who is right near the south sudan border came and cooked us breakfast and a delicious Mexican feast that brought tears of happiness to our eyes. The first breakfast potatoes sautéed with onions and olive oil, pankcakes and scrambled eggs literally…we were so happy. After 2.5 months of plain bread or banana (or if your lucky a boiled egg) for breakfast, that meal made dreams come true. I did end up getting in trouble, however, for having guests stay the night. Apparently, the compound I stay in is a deeply religious organization from Italy (doing very good work in the area) and has lots of rules. They did not, however, break any of the rules to me. So, I naturally assumed that my house was my house and I could have anyone and everyone over to make use of my awesome digs. But the second night, on a Saturday around 10/11pm, my neighbors came over and kinda lectured me. Apparently I had kept my next door neighbor up all day and blablabla, but, they informed me we were not allowed to have guests stay the night. Good thing I had 7 people crashing on my floor that night, and also good thing I had just purchased 2 mats (not cheap, btw) for my couple to use every weekend. So naturally, I was embarrassed and wanted to move far, far away. But the next day I talked to my neighbors and they explained that we can have guests, but there is a curfew and they are allowed to sleep on the hostel in the compound. And having men stay over is a big No-No, only if youre married is it allowed. So I was breaking the rules all over the place and cannot have the house parties I was imagining in my head. Boo.
I went to work Monday and had a pretty good day. We went into the field to help a local branch with documentation and also gather xmas cards that children were making for their sponsors in Italy. Once we were done, an old man who was very pleasant and welcoming sat next to me and decided to school me on some Acoli. I did alright here and there, but homeboy was just talking way to fast so I said a lot of, “motmot” (slow slow). But he was very sincere and got a kick out of my attempts. Oh, and—there was one point where he was complimenting me and then stated, “and you are very fat.” The first time, I didn’t hear him so I said, “what?” He clearly repeated, “You are very fat.” I decided to say “what” 5 more times while he tried to “compliment” me until he got tired of saying it and switched subjects. Yes, I am what the men call, “my size”. I am big. And they make sure I know it. **side note: being “big” here is a good thing and attractive to the people. It is a sign that you are healthy and have no stress. So, im sexy. Holla at ya girrrrrrrrl.
Today I was a bit intimidated at first as we entered a village behind the market and all eyes focused on the munu (what the Acoli people call an mzungu). I am used to the turning heads and fixed eyes, but it’s a little more intense outside of town. But, the people were lovely and greeted me with big smiles and laughs at my simple Acoli. I met the only other woman in the world with the name Bibiana (for those of you who don’t know, I chose Bibiana as my confirmation name. She was a lady in the bible who did something cool, but I chose her name for its uniqueness and randomness) and was very excited about it. I also encountered an old woman who was so ecstatic to see me, and told me where her home was and that I must come visit her, too. I actually understood most of what she was saying which was pretty exciting. And, we actually ended up going to her house. We were making stops to check adherence to ARVs (anti-retroviral drugs treating HIV-AIDS) and visit with our clients. I saw a baby that I wanted to steal, she was so beautiful and had such personality. And the old woman handed me a bundle of “boo” (a type of greens) to help her pick. Really, she wanted to show me how to pick the local greens so that I could learn to cook her local food. It was really sweet. I encountered two men who randomly thru some Kiswahili at me and were shocked when I responded with force and that it was much better than my Acoli. It was really nice to do a little showing off in front of my workmates who hear me struggle at basic Acoli on a daily basis. I also got to spend a little more one on one time with certain workmates, which was very nice. The people doing this work are amazing and inspiring people. To watch them interact with our clients, and the joy they get out of each other…it is really something to see. We finished our day with one more home visit to a woman called “Santa” whom I had visited on my site visit a while back. She has been bed ridden for the past 3-4 years and is taken care of by her elderly mother, who has such spunk and energy. Santa once again had the biggest smile on her face when she saw us and as soon as she explained where her pain was, she finished with, “but I am happy.” It is easy to see she is my organization’s favorite. She is a wonderful and kind woman, and I enjoy her very much. I can tell she will become my favorite as well. I already want to bring her some goodies next visit.
Anyhoo. I have encountered no more scorpions since the 2 last week. But everyone has been confirming that they are common here and that this is the season. They also inform me that, “there is nothing really to do to prevent.” They did reassure me that I most likely had visitors inside my house and back to back because no one had been living in my house for so long. But as long as I clean and spray bug spray every now and then, I will be ok. Oh, and, to sleep with my mosquito net. So, keep yo fingers crossed! Oh, they also told me, “if you get bit…you go to the hospital right away.” Confirmation: I am living with the deadly scorpions. Also, my lovely friend riannon told me to research scorpions to ease my angst over the little bugers. Ya well, had the opposite affect. Because although I found out only 25 of the 1000+ types of scoprions are deadly, it is the small, brown ones that are most deadly. And yes, that is what my visitors look like. Living my life likes its golden!
Oh, I heard back from the softball/baseball peeps. And they are very eager to have me help and cannot wait for me to teach girls how to pitch!! Yup. That’s whats up. I guess all those years of whack bullpen catching and sitting thru pitching lessons might actually benefit me after all. Coach Sherwood and Coach Martin, thanks homies. I’ll make you proud! I am actually pretty stoked as I have something that I know I can do and will be good at. If I can get this ball rolling, my next 2 years are going to be a breeze.
I wish all of you a Happy Halloween and will be missing the good ol American tradition of dressing up and trick or treating. And also I will miss yous.
i will be posting pix this weekend because i will have free internet :) any skypers, hollerrrrrr.
Apwoyo ba, wanen!